Did The Beatles ever write any dirty lyrics?

Why Don't We Do It In The Road

I believe "Finger pie" used in Penny Lane is one.

A boy walks into class at school after lunch the teacher says, 'why are you late?'
'I got stuck on Penny Lane miss.'
'Ok sit down.'
Two minutes later another boy turns up late for class, 'why are you late?
'I've been on Penny Lane miss.'
'Ok sit down.'
5 minutes later another boy turns up late. 'Where've you been?'
'On Penny Lane miss.'
'This is getting ridiculous says the teacher.'
A few minutes later a girl walks into class, 'I suppose you've been on Penny Lane too.' Asks the teacher.
'No...I am Penny Lane.'

Yep, that Penny Lane.

Why Don't We Do It In The Road.

🎶Father McKenzie wipes off the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave.

No one was saved.🎶

Norwegian wood, isn't it good.

A penchant for Scandinavian hard ons, I believe.

"Come together, right now, over me" sounds a bit pornographic. Lol :)

Four thieves from Liverpool

Oompa oompa shove it up your jumper

Here come old flat top, he come groovin' up slowy he got juju eyes hahaha