What are the chances YOU could be my significant other?

Very thin

I don't think I'm fun enough for you

Im a tg.. you can double your closet..

The chances are pretty low. I'm old enough to be your father. You wouldn't want to go to bed at night and feel old age creeping up on you....

And outside of what "significant other" means to most people, we are spiritually ALL significant others to each other. There's only one, and we're all connected. ❤️

Where do I send the resume?

Next to nil 🙂

Slim and none. Sorry, I’m taken

weirder things have happened (don't ask for examples)

I have high standards so will that raise your standards..

I'm a lot older and I want a lesbian relationship. So I doubt it.

I doubt you could keep up with me 😉

Probably fairly minimal, alas, but it could be interesting...

huh, sources saying they're a little low

Why not???? Well sugnificant age gap

No chance s

I was just thinking the very same thing. How weird is that? 🤔

I could be if you like being told what to do.

We are progressively falling further and further apart you and I. Your claiming into the gutter as I'm getting out.

Marta, I´m more older tan shy.
Don´t you have a single aunt of about my age?

I am certainly "other" and i feel sginificant!

Well since I am already married. Slim to none. Plus I`m too old for you.

5050

Its possible. You have a cute eye, so there's that. :)

I could be if you dont mind the age gap.

If you’re willing to take me I’d say about er idk a 100%

it is close to zero😞

Oh lord given this week pretty slim lol

Then I could be in

I own a store full of everreadys!

Not low enough

nah bruh

00005%

With red lips .. very high lol ;)

Get in the van!

prob pretty low lol

if they are very very very low...pretty fair

if you're blind

and have no standards.

Since your standards are low. Would you take a guy with a big belly ,bald and a short tool? I'm asking for a friend.😅

😂😂 well if that’s the case then it’s fair game for all the dudes on SW.

Not likely, lm way too old.

I'd expect there's a decent chance if you're into the calm/stoic/ridiculous and very nice type :)

i still have a penis... but i dont want to be a dick about.. lol.. sorry bad joke..