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I never understood what you saw in him

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It was his doctor of dental surgery degree that really got me.
He promised to take the pain away and his offic accepted my insurance. How could I just walk away?
@nonsensiclesnail so you mean to tell me that the key to your heart was always your mouth, and not your mollusky stomach? 😳
@Temporallube He’s also a licensed drill therapist. He can make me say anything with that thing in his hand!! I’m amazed, to say the very most I can on the subject because for fear of him tracking me down again, I cant say much else.
@nonsensiclesnail A friend is following up on your meaning? 😊 I'm sure they hold words that would break dental dams.
@thewindupbirdchronicles They wouldn’t dare break the dental damn!! People gave up their lives to build that thing for the good of us all. Dental damns have been shutting people up for decades! Sometimes we just need the peace and quiet..also their anxiety creates an energy that is collected. Its a beautiful set up.
@nonsensiclesnail Oh I love your humour. No temporary lube needed. So picture me this, what is a quiet space beside a wall that holds a cavity? Has there even been a cavity calm, quiet, and peaceful?
@nonsensiclesnail well isn’t this the dental damnedest thing ever? 🤨
@thewindupbirdchronicles maybe a cavity is what your body creates to honor the empty spaces in your mouth - the cavity’s. It’s your body making really bad art.
@Temporallube I once had a home with a dirt basement, the best damnedest thing I could imagine involving a dental chair was putting in one of those old dental chairs, that look like a BDSM chair now, in my dirt basement for a contractor to find. This, well, it's dental cleaning with no penetration.
@thewindupbirdchronicles bdsm chair, dirt basement, and no penetration?

I’m seeing this face in your dirt basement
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@nonsensiclesnail this sounds like Little Shop of Horror.. 🤭

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@thewindupbirdchronicles Oh no, I tell myself, the author of the post, hoping to always be of temporal lube, doesn't understand my humour.
@WhateverWorks You make it out like a clockwork orange?
@thewindupbirdchronicles hey! I’ll have you know I’m a connoisseur of both humour and humor 🤨
@Temporallube If I was better at expressing on how to hold into that u in humour, I'd find the colour to say it's fine, and well... some topic is needed here, lube.
@thewindupbirdchronicles it’s simple, don’t just look at the colour. Look at the color!

Oh yea, and also add some Dark Snail Humor/Humour in it, and you can’t go wrong.

It might be nonsensical. Wait…nonsensicle, but it totally makes sense.
@WhateverWorks A perfect example! I love that movie.