From Falakata to the Galaxy [I Saw Star Wars]
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I like the falakata guy's version better
you a nerd
may the force be with you
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Long long ago in a galaxy far far away, after I just got promoted to 12th level padawan, we went to our native Tatooine and Mos Eisley for summer vacations. One day, me, my jedi master, Qui Gon,Yoda and other padawans went to Mos Espa which is 5 hrs from Mos Eisley. In the hovel where we have stayed in Mos Espa, I was feeling really bored so I was walking around. Back in those days I was really childish. So I was racing pods and building droids with photoreceptors which are made similar to window panes. I teased Salacious B. Crumb that it looked like a monkey and also playing Max Rebo songs loudly in the corridor. Whats even crazy was that some female padawans who were 3 and 12 yr old were meditating quietly in the hovel whereas I was doing all those childish things at age of 16. That caught attention of some stormtroopers nearby. I noticed one man who used to work at the cantina continuously staring at me. I ignored it. But after we returned to Coruscant, one day my master said that man who was staring at me actually told him in Huttese 'We don't like droids around here.' My master didn't say that to us that day itself because he had just cut somebody's arm off in that man's cantina with his lightsabre. Thats why that man was staring at me because I was so involved with building droids. I got very angry when my master said that and I was feeling like the dark side was flowing through me. Do you feel like I should find a sith master to teach me instead?