When friends describe you do they use words like platitudinous?

Nah, I don't know anybody who could pronounce it much less know what it means.

What friends? 😅

No, because my language is clever and free of cliches, damnit.

Draaab, boringgg

You say that like I have friends...

Never heard of that

I would most certainly hope not! No they wouldn't anyway - and if anyone did use a big word like that dredged up out of the dictionary.it would be a far-from-accurate description of me.

My real life friends aren't smart enough to use that many syllables never mind know what it means.


I insulted 2 people and they'd probably tell me I'm right

Only when they're mispronouncing the word platonic

Nah, they use words like wise ass.

Eh?

Naw, but an enemy once opined that I’d never met a cliche I didn’t love. 😅

Sometimes they call me a platypus.