I've washed my hands with 4 different soaps and they still smell of raw fish

@SomeMichGuy This, my friend, is a degreaser for the kitchen w/ bleach 🙈

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@Elessar Real question: it worked, right?

@SomeMichGuy I didn't try yet 🙈

@Elessar Bleach is an irritant, I'd be skeptical and wary.

I wonder if mincing some garlic and rubbing it all over would help--it's supposed to be anti-fungal, anti-bacterial & anti-viral...maybe some component of that stench would be removed. At least no one would look askance at an Italian smelling of garlic.

[You know, you probably have found yourself in a medieval fairy tale! You didn't kill a fish, you killed some magical ruler who cursed you with his dying breath to forever smell like the last form he'd taken!]