Would you like to go see a movie with me tonight?

@AuRevoir I am going to be Bob and you can be my mustache. I’ll pick you up at 6:30 ok?

@itsok 😷 I’m going to meow at people so that you have to tell others your whiskers are having an identity crisis and believe they’re a cat meow… 😷

@AuRevoir I can’t wait. Do you want popcorn??

@itsok only if I can glue pieces of it to your face.. 😷

@AuRevoir I would expect no less of you

@itsok 😷 I’m gunna make you wear the popcorn bucket as a helmet..

@AuRevoir my head was feeling a bit cold

@itsok 😷 I’m going to stick a piece right under that one part of your shoe so that you feel a little lump with each step that you take..

@AuRevoir don’t you dare, you bully. I’m trying to be sweet, and you’re trying to ruin my night 😒

@itsok “Try” 🙄 Ha!! 😷 You already ARE sweet!! 😷 *head hugs!*

@AuRevoir im not sweet, I’m salty. They call me miss [i]popcorn,[/i] not miss [i]kettle corn[/i] 🙄🙄🙄

@itsok @itsok 🙄 Well then I’m just going to be a snail so that your salt puts me out of my misery.. 😌

@AuRevoir I would be very lonely without you

@itsok Life wouldn’t let me go anyway.. Even if I was a slug I’d be a half melted crayon slug.. 😌☕️ Still kicking on.. 😌🍨 making my grotesque slug smile as strangers walked by and exclaimed “I hope we never make a baby like that!!”

And then school children will feel bad for the slug.. And build it a slug home… And fill the home with its natural predators, not knowingly, but thinking that the slug needs friends.. 😌🍿 *boops ur nose with some popcorn!*

@AuRevoir I will build you a safe slug house out of sticks and moss, and bring you slug snacks. Btw I saw fence dog yesterday on its porch.

@itsok 👀🍨 I feel like he only greets you to let you know he still leaves and you will never defeat him!!

😷 I literally know nothing about slugs other than they die by salt and that if you keep them in water for an extended period of time they lose their shells.. 🤔 so do they eat moss or somethin’?

@AuRevoir [quote]slugs have evolved to eat just about everything; they are herbivorous, carnivorous, omnivorous, and detritivorous (eating decaying waste from plants and other animals). There are specialist and generalist species that eat worms, vegetation, rotting vegetation, animal waste, fungus, and other snails. [/quote]
It looks like you’ll eat just about anything

@itsok He-ehhhyyy!! 😏👉👉 Well then, all tha ladies vaginas know where to find me!! 😏👉👉 *Gets blocked 842,319 times..*