Would you like to go see a movie with me tonight?

@AuRevoir I am going to be Bob and you can be my mustache. I’ll pick you up at 6:30 ok?

@itsok 😷 I’m going to meow at people so that you have to tell others your whiskers are having an identity crisis and believe they’re a cat meow… 😷

@AuRevoir I can’t wait. Do you want popcorn??

@itsok only if I can glue pieces of it to your face.. 😷

@AuRevoir I would expect no less of you

@itsok 😷 I’m gunna make you wear the popcorn bucket as a helmet..

@AuRevoir my head was feeling a bit cold

@itsok 😷 I’m going to stick a piece right under that one part of your shoe so that you feel a little lump with each step that you take..

@AuRevoir don’t you dare, you bully. I’m trying to be sweet, and you’re trying to ruin my night 😒

@itsok “Try” 🙄 Ha!! 😷 You already ARE sweet!! 😷 *head hugs!*

@AuRevoir im not sweet, I’m salty. They call me miss popcorn, not miss kettle corn 🙄🙄🙄

@itsok @itsok 🙄 Well then I’m just going to be a snail so that your salt puts me out of my misery.. 😌

@AuRevoir I would be very lonely without you

@itsok Life wouldn’t let me go anyway.. Even if I was a slug I’d be a half melted crayon slug.. 😌☕️ Still kicking on.. 😌🍨 making my grotesque slug smile as strangers walked by and exclaimed “I hope we never make a baby like that!!”

And then school children will feel bad for the slug.. And build it a slug home… And fill the home with its natural predators, not knowingly, but thinking that the slug needs friends.. 😌🍿 *boops ur nose with some popcorn!*

@AuRevoir I will build you a safe slug house out of sticks and moss, and bring you slug snacks. Btw I saw fence dog yesterday on its porch.

@itsok 👀🍨 I feel like he only greets you to let you know he still leaves and you will never defeat him!!

😷 I literally know nothing about slugs other than they die by salt and that if you keep them in water for an extended period of time they lose their shells.. 🤔 so do they eat moss or somethin’?

@AuRevoir
It looks like you’ll eat just about anything

@itsok He-ehhhyyy!! 😏👉👉 Well then, all tha ladies vaginas know where to find me!! 😏👉👉 *Gets blocked 842,319 times..*