Im dead serious

....why ... Who....uses a highly textured dildo ?

Is it specifically for asses ?
Not my ass!

Do some women have numb coochies?

Are some ladies love tunnels worn out?...Kaput koochies? ....loose as a goose?
Banged beyond behoofness?

Are their pussies pounded pended poodle pockets forever worn into being desensitized to everyday, homespun, traditional, bog standard dick?

I mean look...
I dunno about other people, but my sweet Mademoiselle Sparkly Muffin is delicate.
There aint no way in Hell one of them rough bastards get to ride in my sweet Cookie GlitterTruffle !

It goes beyond saying that Princess Candy Snatch is a fragile flower .. with very delicate petals.

I swear those atrocities would just tear her up and put her out of commission for WEEKS !

What vaginal terrorist designed these abominations? !

What snatch saddist would even contemplate such a thing?


And more importantly....do men think this is what we want?


Im no purveyor of Honey Badgers or Pink Pallaces....but i have one.

Im not even keen on ribbed 🤷‍♀

Am i missing something?
Am i overly sensitive?
Whats wrong with wanting a fake dick to feel like a real dick ?


Also...why does it have to vibrate at high speed like a toothbrush?

Its annoying is what that is😠
.
All that buzzing screws up the nerve signals in my jelly mitten.

Clitoris....yeah maybe....but inside?
NO !

And what happens if this is what you get used to ?

What happens for a poor plainclothes penis after this type of penetrative pounding ?
- it'd be like a swizzle stick in Singapore Sling🍹
- not even touching the sides
- nothing but net....🤷‍♀



Honestly....i seriously dont get it.