If You Were Being Attacked
by a giant fried egg which kitchen implement would you choose to defend yourself with?
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Poeticdiva · 31-35, F
I LOATHE EGGS. Death to the protein. It's going down with the grill lighter and a can of Pam. Burned to a crisp.
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Fork and knife.
All the better for me to eat it with.
All the better for me to eat it with.
RupertCornelius · 36-40, M
my penis. i'd fuck it into submission, then eat it.
SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP
A spatula, probably a metal one.
Paladin · 61-69, M
the wife?
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