I can't wait until the day I see someone try to rob a store.

So I can walk up, slap them in the back of the head and say, "You think you special, Goofy? Gimme dat gun. YOINK!" and backhand throw it in the trash can like LeBron James. Then point and laugh as they desperately dive into the garbage, ass in the air, digging around in a huff while I eat my free chicken wings that I got for my heroic effort.