Is it so hard to believe that I’m the guy for you?

@mindstruggle you’re not even too tall for limbo

@ShepherdBard
Okay, limbo champ…how can you prove you're the guy?

@mindstruggle I can do lots of pushups

@ShepherdBard
Are you joining for a competition?

@mindstruggle no they said it wouldn’t be fair to the other contestants

@ShepherdBard
Do you think they're scared of your skills? 🤔

@mindstruggle oh Im certain of it

@ShepherdBard
That's harder to believe that being the right guy. 🤔

@mindstruggle fake denial

@ShepherdBard
And what exactly does a pushup prove?

@ShepherdBard
Okay strong arms, but do they come with proof of being the right guy?

@mindstruggle that is the proof, helloooooo

@ShepherdBard
That's it? 😒😒😒

@mindstruggle what else do you want? 😒

@ShepherdBard
I was hoping for at least a magic trick 🙄

@mindstruggle you just want me to pull a quarter out of your ear so you can spend it 😒

@ShepherdBard
Think you can make it worth more than a quarter? 😐

@mindstruggle 😒😒😒

@ShepherdBard
I knew you were waiting for me to say money. 😑

@mindstruggle that’s all you want me for 🏃😭

@ShepherdBard
Okay Mr. Berry, what else do you bring to the table? And come back here! 🙄

@mindstruggle that’s the whole package yo