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doucie · F
yes, idk you
doucie · F
@ShepherdBard small setback bc you’re, like, tiny?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@doucie pfffttt Im basically average sized in some cultures
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Good, I've been looking for someone to help me spread the word about our Lord and Savior.

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess oh I’m an excellent pitchman for our Lord Danny Devito
@ShepherdBard Fabulous!
Yes, I'm too tall for you. 🥺
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle that’s all you want me for 🏃😭
@ShepherdBard
Okay Mr. Berry, what else do you bring to the table? And come back here! 🙄
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle that’s the whole package yo
BillyMack · 46-50, M
I’ve been waiting for you to say this. 🥰
We can know for sure after you take the test. It's quick and easy.

You taking the test 👇
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
No , i have a bad cold🤕🤒🤧
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@tobynshorty feel better 💐
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@tobynshorty Send flowers and chocolate😷
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@ShepherdBard Thank you
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
No, not at all....that's why you're the lead singer of our band, Bardragon!
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
In a way, I’ve always known.
Sir, I called for a plumber 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm yea and im the best in town
YoMomma ·
This is the first I'm hearing of it 😳
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
I'm flattered, really I am.
But I'm partial to the company of women.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Say what now? 😳😳
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch you… can’t…. cccaaatttccchhhh
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard no the very first statement you made repeat that one slowly
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I don’t remember what it was
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Oh then when shall I see it paid back?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
You are the Bard for us
Ghostie · F
Yes, I'm gonna need proof.
Ghostie · F
@ShepherdBard A crayon, huh? Are you you in kindergarten or a psych ward?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Ghostie seems to vary depending on who I ask 🤔
Ghostie · F
@ShepherdBard Honestly, there's not much difference between the two anyway.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
The guy for me doesn't steal my part of the heist money sir!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure I borrowed it
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
*Is suddenly convinced* 😐
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@AuRevoir you finally saw the light
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard *Convincing intensifies..*
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
to walk under my sofa?
meJess · F
5th November is passed.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda see you even look cute in my hoodie

 
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