I'm a dumb dumb!

I just woke up half asleep, and thirsty! So I um, just about drank a candle 😮‍💨

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That's why I prefer contoured Coca-Cola glasses... they're pretty unique in shape and texture - as well as trademarked and unlikely to be used by candle manufacturers...

Jamesy · 41-45, M

You have seen the light

DrWatson · 70-79, M

One morning, I found myself staring at my bathroom mirror, about to apply deodorant to my toothbrush.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

wax on, wax off

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