What's the dumbest thing you ever said?

I was travelling from Orlando to Germany, and had to make a connection in Washington D.C. The plane was delayed, and I was worried about making my flight to Germany and was very anxious.
When I borded, the pilot said, "...our flight to Dallas.." and I panicked. Dallas? I don't want to go to Dallas! So I walked to the back of the plane and asked the flight attendants, "Where does this plane go?" and they said Dallas, I freaked out and said, "I'm trying to go to Washington, D.C.!"
They looked at me like I was mad. I never heard Washington referred to as Dallas before. 💀👀