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*President Donald Trump and his driver* were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden _they hit a pig, killing it instantly._
Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the Owners what had happened.
About one hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"My God!! What the hell happened to you?" asked Trump.
"Well, the _Farmer_ gave me the wine, his _wife_ gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old _daughter_ made mad passionate love to me."
"Oh my God! But what in the world did you say to them?" asks Trump.
The driver replies,
"I'm president Donald Trump's driver, _the pig is dead.”_
Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the Owners what had happened.
About one hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"My God!! What the hell happened to you?" asked Trump.
"Well, the _Farmer_ gave me the wine, his _wife_ gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old _daughter_ made mad passionate love to me."
"Oh my God! But what in the world did you say to them?" asks Trump.
The driver replies,
"I'm president Donald Trump's driver, _the pig is dead.”_
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