Disney has been struggling lately, but I have an idea!

Reboot the show “Firefly”


Think of how cool a modern version would be. They could replace the captain with an intersex Native American, kick out Jayne and replace him with a trans woman of color, and instead of fighting the alliance, they would fight the evil space patriarchy 🤤

It would be so different from all of their other reboots. I swear, I could totes work for Disney… 😙