Can I request a refund?

Dear Disney

I would like to request a refund on my subscription.
You see I think it has led me to a false representation of life ‘stuff’.

I was of the understanding that if I flailed helplessly and in imminent danger, that a knight , handsome Prince or other very eligible and wonderful person would save me.

I explored the plot twist of saving them.., didn’t work for me.

And I was led to believe that my lack of obvious beauty didn’t matter because I was inwardly beautiful, clever and kind and a little bit funny.

I understand the other plot twist of saving yourself, but surely I should still get Thor in the end.

This did not happen.

Please could you refund me my loss of hope.

Or arrange for the happy ending you promised.

Kind regards

Disillusioned subscriber