Pepperoni was actually invented by an American named “Robert Pepperoni.”

@RedBaron More proof for you.

https://similarworlds.com/christianity/lord-savior-jesus-christ/4929331-Do-you-accept-Robert-Pepperoni-as-your-personal-lord-and

@RedBaron I’ve won it several times, but it’s not about winning. Robert Pepperoni is real, and he's going to kick you in the nuts.

@mysteryespresso A penny for every slice.