my creepy post of the week: on the movie the Labyrinth

The thing I never understood about this movie even when I was just a 12 year old was that the villian was after her baby? I just thought that was fucking weird when I was a child and even to this day.

I guarantee you that all us boys at that time did not give a single fuck about the baby. Not a single one. We all wanted the girl.

We wanted to make a porn with the girl. Yea I thought that even when I was 12 years old.

In fact if I had been the villain in the movie how it would have gone down is like this....

I would have kidnapped the girl shortly before her parents came home, then the baby would just be taken care of somehow, I don't care. Then I would go back to this labyrinth realm with this girl and she would just be there for my every whim and that would basically be the end of the movie. 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂