spjennifer · 61-69, T
No thanks
FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
Thanks for posting I like Kermode, he knows what a good film is!! I would only watch it long after the present administration is gone, and no one like that is in power anymore.
SumKindaMunster · 56-60, M
No, but I've noted many leftists are very angry and bitter that it exists.
Bravely · 56-60, F
@SumKindaMunster no we’re just rather amused tbh
SumKindaMunster · 56-60, M
@Bravely Really?
should you find the fortitude to watch Melania once the documentary inevitably hits Prime Video, there’s much to learn about how American fascism is currently using cinema. As the premier manufacturer of caffeine-free Michael Bay imitations, Brett Ratner (disgraced director and friend of the Trump family) attempts to use the most basic storytelling grammar to write his run-on political sentence. Melania Trump is contextualized within a hero’s journey and surrounded by movement as she struts through set pieces from American history. Politics dissolve into the background, like eugenics into Ratner’s X-Men: The Last Stand. The definition of an American becomes akin to the French taxi driver from Ratner’s Rush Hour 3, who swears allegiance to Starbucks and bloodlust. To be American isn’t a state of citizenship; it’s a state of mind. Yet Ratner neglects to include other crucial elements of red-blooded four-quadrant fare, such as a plot built on cause and effect, centered on a likable protagonist. Observing Melania‘s uniquely legible failure reveals a clear attempt by the current administration to use the elements of American action filmmaking as a corrective framework for how it would like to be viewed by the public.
dirge · M
I've heard its rottetomatoes score is lower than the star wars holiday special.
Midlifemale · 61-69, M
I would go see it.
She is a wonderful first lady...again.
She is a wonderful first lady...again.
Thodsis · 51-55, M
It's a lovely review. :)
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
If you want to support this administration, there is nothing to stop you.
Just buy a ticket and don't show up. This administration will thank you for it.
It's not worth even watching a review as far as I am concerned. This was only made to support this administration.
Heck even Amazon is taking a massive loss with this to support this administration. Amazon will thank you as well this administration.
Just buy a ticket and don't show up. This administration will thank you for it.
It's not worth even watching a review as far as I am concerned. This was only made to support this administration.
Heck even Amazon is taking a massive loss with this to support this administration. Amazon will thank you as well this administration.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
I am planning to see it
faery · F
No, I haven't seen it. No, I don't think you should see it, unless you pirate it
Elessar · 31-35, M
I'd rather watch paint dry
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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
No, unless brainwashing is your jam.


















