If there was a movie based on your life, what celebrity would play you?

I don't know find some weird looking half Asian nerdy guy. A little bit of the killer form No Country for Old Men thrown in. I'm not half Asian but the vibe fits. The guy's got to look kind of weird, I'm not weird looking either but it fits my personality. A lot of wilderness scenes, thrift stores, endless philosophizing in the middle of nowhere. I don't think anyone would watch but if you wanted to blow a couple mil.