"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my Black Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic."

@StrawberryMilkshake Whom? I'm gonna have to look that one up.

@StrawberryMilkshake Oh my I should know who this is because of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Jones%27s_Diary

which I started but didn't finish.

@StrawberryMilkshake This is one of those situations where I need a new emoticon that is a laughing faced mixed with a heart.

@StrawberryMilkshake can't say I've never wanted to do exactly that myself. lately I've been left thinking sherman didn't burn enough of the souths food and go scorched earth quite hard enough. they should have made sure when they knocked it over it wasn't gonna get back up for hundreds of years.

@StrawberryMilkshake Let's just say I live on the west coast of the united states and yeah the whole rest of the nation wants to go in another direction including doing something to stop climate change but we can't because the south as well as rural states like Idaho tend to join with them in vetoing badly needed progress. The south is a cancer that america is still stuck dealing with. I can say sherman clearly didn't finish the job all I want but I'm stuck with it. And I hate it. I'm pissed about the civil war, should have let these fucking losers secede and used the underground railroad to get the slaves out and just munch down popcorn as the economy went to shit and the white slave owners had to do the work. we'd just laugh. How sad for you, now you have to get a job. boohoo. no one really wants the south but we're stuck with it. I'd be happy to just let them go.