I made the mistake of watching the “All Together Now” trailer

It’s a movie that has two competing and equally gross messages:

1. “Only the prettiest, smartest, and best poor people (as determined by a committee of rich people) deserve any kind of break or friends!” and

2. “Oh, so you think you’ve got it bad? Well this girl lives in a bus and she’s the Best Kid Ever, so [i]shut your face[/i] and get in line and do as you’re told and die quietly without making a mess.”

But the kiddo wants to watch it because it’s got Moana in it, so here we go.