Home Alone 3 with Macaulay Culkin

The only way I can see this happening is if Kevin would be 39 years old and living at home still as a hikikomori. He’d be a failure of a man but he still celebrates Christmas still and he only receives 1 gift every year now because his parents want him to grow up and buy his own stuff. But it turns out this one gift is the newest Xbox but those 2 robbers come back to try and steal it. In the end the two robbers win this time and steal his Xbox. He then gets filled with rage and applies for a job at a pizza joint for a delivery driver position.