Evil villains that really don't have much of a plan?

@Lilarianna As long as your endgame includes me I'm fine :)

@Fangirlsarah1996 who do you think I'm taking over the world for😉

@Lilarianna I'm that important? 😏

I feel flattered.

@Fangirlsarah1996 of course.. wanna rule the world together? 😁

@Lilarianna That certainly sounds appealing...but what's stopping me from ruling absolute and keeping you as a mistress? 😏

@Fangirlsarah1996 🤔 That's a good question and there was me thinking you were a good girl I'd have to turn to the dark side like the Joker and Harley Quinn

@Lilarianna This would obviously be after the um "turning" ;)

@Fangirlsarah1996 😯 Overthrown by my own sidekick.. how evil!! I approve!!! 😁

@Lilarianna Then I'll stick you in the dungeon...only to be let out for my..."entertainment" 😌

@Fangirlsarah1996 well now that's a little hasty..if I'm to be a kept woman I demand a nice room or we're going to have a power struggle! 😜

@Lilarianna You'll have a lovely room, it's got bars and chains...😏

Besides, if you're my prisoner you'll be in no place to argue ;)

@Fangirlsarah1996 but what would I do all day if I was tonne locked in a dungeon with only bars and chairs?

Is that so, how come? 😏

@Lilarianna Make your own fun ;)

Because...you'd be a prisoner lolz 😈

@Fangirlsarah1996 I've been a prisoner before, i always escape eventually.. then unfortunately for you, I'm taking back my place as ruler of the world

@Lilarianna Yeah, but what happens when your plan is going so well then *plot twist* I knew what you were planning the whole time ;)

@Fangirlsarah1996 you're smart but plot twist I was counting on you finding out.. it serves much greater purpose! 😜

@Lilarianna Ahah, but plot twist, you never even left your cell and it was all an elaborate test ;)

@Fangirlsarah1996 you made the foolish error of believing you were my only sidekick.. I have another who took the key to my cell while you were napping and I'm on my way to find you..

@Lilarianna You mean Jerry The Gateperson?

I had him killed yesterday and replaced by Jeffery The Gateperson, he's delivering the key over to me! 😈

@Fangirlsarah1996 Jerrys dead? 😱 Never mind he was a diversion.. your beloved Jeffery Is my cousin who delivered you a fake key after delivering me the real one!

@Lilarianna Ah, but the key I had on me wasn't really a key...well...it was, it was just coated in potent hallucinogens.

And knowing that I keep you down there naked there is no way it won't get skin contact 😈

@Fangirlsarah1996 did not see that coming 🤔 i hear the only way to get it out your system faster is to sweat it out.. guess I'll have to find an activity to partake in

@Lilarianna Those rules only apply to other drugs, this one goes the other way xD

@Fangirlsarah1996 bollocks.. now I'm tripping! 😯

@Lilarianna And naked...and chained up...😏