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SW-User
I've never seen any of your movies..
JasonVoorhees · M
@SW-User Then let's reenact them together

SW-User
@JasonVoorhees You're supposed to chase me around with a cleaver, is that it?
JasonVoorhees · M
@SW-User It's a machete, ignoramus

SW-User
@JasonVoorhees lol so do you kill me in the end?
JasonVoorhees · M
@SW-User Unless you land the role of the one survivor girl

SW-User
@JasonVoorhees I'd never give a believable performance as a survivor. So go on, walk me through how you'll kill me..
JasonVoorhees · M
@SW-User Well, I kill people differently based on the setting and what they're doing.
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JasonVoorhees · M
@SW-User That doesn't result in death. Only having sex or going out into the woods alone or something like that.