So when is a good time to betray you?

You can never betray me b/c I will have already betrayed you first. As a dual citizen of the United States and Russian Federation spending every year either visiting or living in Mainland China I like to joke I am a member of the Asian Boyz, Triads, or Russian Mafia. My family promptly laughs and says I could NEVER be a member of any gang or secret organization b/c I am way too friendly, outgoing, naive, and talk too much. I will legit snitch on the WHOLE CREW to save my own ass and don't keep secrets well so you're going to be sitting in prison long before you have a chance to get the jump on and betray me.