This post was inspired and is interactive

Pretend you are leaving sw and make the most dramatic or funny speech you can.

Here is mine:

To my friends here we've known each other very long time you've seen me come and go and come and go and come and go and come and go... But ,this time I really really really really really really really really really mean it!
Too many creepies and I can't keep up with all the blocking!!
I will miss you all my lovely beautiful special ones and I can't help crying a bit as I part with all of you... but one must save their own sanity ...providing they had any to begin with...🫤