Could you tell the most refined of the most refined of the most refined of the mostrefined man like me why I have so many marbles and never lost them?

Is it due to the fact that I never get stung by the nettles when using the backyard bushes or I eat sheep brains for supper or those stacked macaroni wigs I am wearing or those cotton balls that make my face look puffy or I often do the lambeth walk in the streets or I enjoy singing Knees Up Mother Brown in the abandoned house or I look very attractive in my bedroom mirror?