A mom takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

Doctor: "Your daughter is pregnant-about four months along"
Mom: "Impossible! She's never been with a man!"
Daughter: "I've never even kissed one!"
The doctor walks over to the window and silently gazes outside.
Mom: "Doctor... what are you doing?"
Doctor: "Last time I heard a story like this, a star appeared and three wise men
showed up.
I'm not missing it this time...