Me when I drink

I remember I went to a college bar with a friend when I was in my early 20s. We were at our own table, minding our own business, but RIGHT behind me there was a gaming table and this one steroid-riddled guy in a tank top was loudly verbally shitting on everyone else at the table, like unreasonably. Not just harmless trash talk. Nobody would say anything to him.

Finally after 7 Long Island Teas, I turned around in my seat and looked right at him and said "Who the FUCK do you think YOU are??"

He looked at me like this: 🫪

My friend who I was there with was a guy, and he had to usher me out of there before that guy kicked HIS ass lol. I was 100% ready to throw hands with that loud mf.