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astrosandorbits ยท 26-30, M
8D
But it also depends on when and where. If I'm trying to be as quiet as possible and polite then i aim for 8D. If i am at home or in a place where i literally don't care then i go as close to E5 as i can.
P.s.: this sounds like a chess game๐คฃKnight to E5!
But it also depends on when and where. If I'm trying to be as quiet as possible and polite then i aim for 8D. If i am at home or in a place where i literally don't care then i go as close to E5 as i can.
P.s.: this sounds like a chess game๐คฃKnight to E5!
It depends on a multitude of factors. Am I trying to be quiet? Am I trying to exert my dominance? Is there a mark or stain that needs pressure washing? Is there something already floating in the toilet? These are just a few of the variables that contribute to my piss placement.
deadgerbil ยท 22-25
Always on the sides of the bowl. Less noise and splatter ๐ท
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Elessar ยท 26-30, M
BrewCityBarfly ยท M
Believe it or not, I sit down when at home or someone's house out of respect for the person who cleans the bathroom (which at home is me). In a public facility E5 cuz no way sitting on that filthy thang, and I don't use urinals because they tend to splatter (yuck).
LordShadowfire ยท M
@BrewCityBarfly Yeah, the only time I even consider a urinal is when all the stalls are occupied.
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LordShadowfire ยท M
@BrewCityBarfly Jesus Christ. This is why I absolutely refuse to use a urinal next to another dude. I'll hold it before I'll resort to that.
I just know someone going to hit 3 on rim and bounce off lid hitting cat in the eye
You'll put an eye out!
You'll put an eye out!
Nanori ยท F
Idc what they say they're all either A-1/10 or j-1/10
deadgerbil ยท 22-25
@Nanori I'll do that only for you
Sojournersoul ยท M
E5. Dead center
LordShadowfire ยท M
@Sojournersoul I find D5 to be the smarter location to aim at, because you end up hitting E5 as the stream tapers off.
Or it used to. Refer to my comment for clarification.
Or it used to. Refer to my comment for clarification.
Sojournersoul ยท M
@LordShadowfire guess it depends on the strength of the stream. Lol
chuck7882 ยท 61-69, M
I always aim for E5
Silentpleasure ยท 31-35, F
Ok I am concerned for that poor Cat
icedsky ยท 51-55, M
Depends on the method. And time pretty much. The Swirley Or Hurricane. Clockwise motion. Counter clockwise? The Arc? The Cursive writing practice? The Hands free let it fly?
AuRevoir ยท 36-40, M
I donโt pee, I train under the master Kim Jung in to turn all bodily functions into rechanneled purity for the earth.
Mets2020 ยท M
Aim for the trash can if itโs open and blame it on the cat
Really depends on the time of day. Mid day? Bullseye. Late at night? E2 F2 G2..drunk at 3am? Watch out cat.
Winston335 ยท 56-60, M
Dead center .. unless itโs when I wake up , then itโs a wrestling match to get it in the bowl ๐
Applepiedom ยท 56-60, M
E5 and the cat
Applepiedom ยท 56-60, M
@Ashly sorry hate them
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@Applepiedom ๐
Applepiedom ยท 56-60, M
@Ashly then I also have 7 dogs so....
JohnnyNoir ยท 56-60, M
I go for the vertical squares on either side
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@JohnnyNoir ๐๐ป๐
UndercoverBard ยท 31-35, M
Depends on my mood
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@UndercoverBard mood? ๐
UndercoverBard ยท 31-35, M
@Ashly I aim for the middle and hope for the best
YourMomsSecretCrush ยท M
I make art. Write names of my enemies n stuff. ๐
Bank shot off the wall for the win
Teslin ยท M
I shoot for C5
VampireOfDesire ยท 26-30, M
D8
So you wanna go on a D8? ๐
So you wanna go on a D8? ๐
Rolexeo ยท 26-30, M
Yes
ineedadrink ยท 51-55, M
B5 is my preferred grid.
Benjago ยท 41-45, M
Stance and natural positioning of the apparatus I believe has me in the range of G4-G6.
How else do they get wet pussy, though???
LongLife ยท 22-25, M
Im shy. I cant pee if the cat watching
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@travelguy01 heโs just chillin
Degbeme ยท 70-79, M
H5. Less noise.
DaveyWavey01 ยท M
E5
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@DaveyWavey01 spot on lol
Havesomefun2 ยท 56-60, M
E5
NudasPriest ยท 46-50, M
Has anyone sunk your battleship?
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@NudasPriest me? Or @UndercoverBard?
plasticpants02 ยท 61-69, M
f3
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basilfawlty89 ยท 31-35, M
I try my best for E5. However half asleep, high or inebriated alters accuracy.
Justenjoyit ยท 56-60, M
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Ashly ยท 26-30, F
travelguy01 ยท 41-45, M
Wtf is up with the cat? ๐
iamonfire696 ยท 41-45, F
I have 2 boys and itโs a J1 and J11 that gets me ๐คข
LordShadowfire ยท M
When I stand, which is less and less often, I aim for D5, but end up carpet bombing the whole battlefield.
Ashly ยท 26-30, F
@LordShadowfire fix your scope lol
empanadas ยท 31-35, M
A friend's house who's annoying sometimes, A5