Guys? Mark your coordinates 📍

It depends on a multitude of factors. Am I trying to be quiet? Am I trying to exert my dominance? Is there a mark or stain that needs pressure washing? Is there something already floating in the toilet? These are just a few of the variables that contribute to my piss placement.

Always on the sides of the bowl. Less noise and splatter 😷

Idc what they say they're all either A-1/10 or j-1/10

Believe it or not, I sit down when at home or someone's house out of respect for the person who cleans the bathroom (which at home is me). In a public facility E5 cuz no way sitting on that filthy thang, and I don't use urinals because they tend to splatter (yuck).

I always aim for E5

Ok I am concerned for that poor Cat

E5. Dead center

Depends on the method. And time pretty much. The Swirley Or Hurricane. Clockwise motion. Counter clockwise? The Arc? The Cursive writing practice? The Hands free let it fly?

Really depends on the time of day. Mid day? Bullseye. Late at night? E2 F2 G2..drunk at 3am? Watch out cat.

@Ashly Well, that's where it starts.
Then slowly lowers to 5H 🤷‍♂️

E5 and the cat

I go for the vertical squares on either side

I just know someone going to hit 3 on rim and bounce off lid hitting cat in the eye

You'll put an eye out!

Depends on my mood

Yes

Dead center .. unless it’s when I wake up , then it’s a wrestling match to get it in the bowl 🙄

B5 is my preferred grid.

D8
So you wanna go on a D8? 😏

8D
But it also depends on when and where. If I'm trying to be as quiet as possible and polite then i aim for 8D. If i am at home or in a place where i literally don't care then i go as close to E5 as i can.

P.s.: this sounds like a chess game🤣Knight to E5!

I don’t pee, I train under the master Kim Jung in to turn all bodily functions into rechanneled purity for the earth.

Aim for the trash can if it’s open and blame it on the cat

I make art. Write names of my enemies n stuff. 😂

Bank shot off the wall for the win

E5

H5. Less noise.

E5

f3

@SW-User he’s just chillin

I shoot for C5

I try my best for E5. However half asleep, high or inebriated alters accuracy.

Has anyone sunk your battleship?

Im shy. I cant pee if the cat watching

I have 2 boys and it’s a J1 and J11 that gets me 🤢

How else do they get wet pussy, though???

When I stand, which is less and less often, I aim for D5, but end up carpet bombing the whole battlefield.

Wtf is up with the cat? 👀

A friend's house who's annoying sometimes, A5