It depends on a multitude of factors. Am I trying to be quiet? Am I trying to exert my dominance? Is there a mark or stain that needs pressure washing? Is there something already floating in the toilet? These are just a few of the variables that contribute to my piss placement.

Always on the sides of the bowl. Less noise and splatter 😷

Believe it or not, I sit down when at home or someone's house out of respect for the person who cleans the bathroom (which at home is me). In a public facility E5 cuz no way sitting on that filthy thang, and I don't use urinals because they tend to splatter (yuck).

I just know someone going to hit 3 on rim and bounce off lid hitting cat in the eye

You'll put an eye out!

Idc what they say they're all either A-1/10 or j-1/10

Ok I am concerned for that poor Cat

I always aim for E5

E5. Dead center

Depends on the method. And time pretty much. The Swirley Or Hurricane. Clockwise motion. Counter clockwise? The Arc? The Cursive writing practice? The Hands free let it fly?

I don’t pee, I train under the master Kim Jung in to turn all bodily functions into rechanneled purity for the earth.

Aim for the trash can if it’s open and blame it on the cat

Really depends on the time of day. Mid day? Bullseye. Late at night? E2 F2 G2..drunk at 3am? Watch out cat.

Dead center .. unless it’s when I wake up , then it’s a wrestling match to get it in the bowl 🙄

I go for the vertical squares on either side

E5 and the cat

@Ashly Well, that's where it starts.
Then slowly lowers to 5H 🤷‍♂️

Depends on my mood

I make art. Write names of my enemies n stuff. 😂

Bank shot off the wall for the win

Yes

I shoot for C5

D8
So you wanna go on a D8? 😏

8D
But it also depends on when and where. If I'm trying to be as quiet as possible and polite then i aim for 8D. If i am at home or in a place where i literally don't care then i go as close to E5 as i can.

P.s.: this sounds like a chess game🤣Knight to E5!

B5 is my preferred grid.

Stance and natural positioning of the apparatus I believe has me in the range of G4-G6.

How else do they get wet pussy, though???

Im shy. I cant pee if the cat watching

@travelguy01 he’s just chillin

H5. Less noise.

E5

Has anyone sunk your battleship?

f3

I try my best for E5. However half asleep, high or inebriated alters accuracy.

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Wtf is up with the cat? 👀

I have 2 boys and it’s a J1 and J11 that gets me 🤢

When I stand, which is less and less often, I aim for D5, but end up carpet bombing the whole battlefield.

A friend's house who's annoying sometimes, A5