I'm more thrilled about how you're going to debunk that story about people having to eat their way to their houses through porridge because somebody didn't know how to make the pot to stop cooking. I mean, obviously nobody can eat that much!

Well he was smarter than the average bear apparently...

They didn't have microwaves back in those days so it was ...you get what you get ...

Did the porridge not all come out of the same pot?

See, I've felt this way for years.

Why you hating on the bears Dave?

Shh

there’s a snake in my boot

"Quick Porridge" Just add water...

what you mean? hairy gay men
make porridge all the time.....