I Love WhiskeySitting alone at my favorite bar pretending to watch TV and I lost track of old fashipneds awhile qgo
I Am Drunk Drunk DrunkOnly 6:30 but well on my way to getting drunk. I know I shouldn't I've been trying hard not to drink. I always end up thunking of all the mistakes ive made and how many things I've dine that I'm so ashamed of. Ive been so stupid amd awful. It feels...See More »
I Am HungryI have an hour before lab and Wendy's is right down the street. But I also want to lose 60 pounds. Ugh it's a hard knock life
I Am HilariousBut I feel like people don't realize how golden my comedy is and they think I'm serious because I'm also usually pretty quiet so I look like an awkward weirdo!
I Am CrankyI'm tired. Had a chemistry exam. And a lab. I have no idea what happened to my product but it disappeared. Just made up a bunch of orders in the Porifera phylum on my Zoology exam because I don't remember learning shit about sponges. Can't wait to...See More »