I know I'm too old to apply for a job as 'Stable Boy' but the employer is so hot in her boots and riding crop..

I'm googling horses and trying to offer a plausible resume just to be on the job long enough to be around her..I don't know how long it would be til she discovers my inexperience. I better not sound too desperate for the job-maybe I shouldn't say I'll just work for room and board and the opportunity to learn..but usually that should be a good sign of willingness and helpfulness