I sexually identify as a microwave dinner. I am ready in five minutes, look nothing like my...

Alyosha · 36-40, M

I lol'd.

IM5688 · 70-79, M

Sounds good to me, but be honest, no woman is ever ready for anything in just 5 minutes...LOL...(just joking.)

QCDog2659 · 61-69, M

Sounds good to me.

dirge · M

so long as you're not cold in the center, I'm down.

campfire · 51-55, M

Too salty

Softy1 · M

I identify as a pipe layer!

Well that's one way to get eaten

Jessmari · 46-50, T

Ah, go for 1:30 mins, rotate and go 1 mins. Lets sit to rest for 2 mins

onewithshoes · 26-30, F

Better than a dog's dinner.

Sequoia51 · 70-79, M

I Sometimes ENJOY Microwave dinners, find the Simile to Your EROTIC Desirability, Absolutely Fascinating

Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP

Captivating!!

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

Damn I was looking for an air fryer

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Hahahahaha that's funny!