I sexually identify as a microwave dinner.
I am ready in five minutes, look nothing like my picture, and I’m satisfying enough that you’ll keep coming back when you get the urge. 🙃
36-40, F
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dirge · M
so long as you're not cold in the center, I'm down.
IM5688 · 70-79, M
Sounds good to me, but be honest, no woman is ever ready for anything in just 5 minutes...LOL...(just joking.)
Softy1 · M
I identify as a pipe layer!
Jessmari · 46-50, T
Ah, go for 1:30 mins, rotate and go 1 mins. Lets sit to rest for 2 mins
onewithshoes · 26-30, F
durinsBane1983 · 46-50, M
i bet you like 'huge willy's ' too.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Damn I was looking for an air fryer
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