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I want you to please manhandle me like you’re assembling Ikea furniture

Hmm? Wut?
Uh-huh
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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
I do like to watch those old Swedish films, if you know what I mean, and I think you so.
So returning you to the store twice because I broke a piece say it came like that?
@Bexsy promise it won't be your heart, probably an arm and a foot
come2gether · 46-50, M
I'm expert at assemling IKEA furniture. This will be good!
Infamous607 · 46-50, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
so fumble along for three hours and eventually finish everything with a mallet
@CountScrofula alright. You get to skip it
don't be upset if i still need instructions 🤭
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I have all kinds of Allen keys. 😬
sben4200 · 56-60, M
Step 1: Align part A with hole 1
Step 2: Flip main assembly over and insert part B into hole 2...
Yep! This is going to be fun
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Your instructions seem to be written in Clingon
@SwampFlower keep trying 💋
This part won't go! I'm gonna force it in place!
@Bexsy I work it, work it good!
@sstronaut yeah, yeah

Gotta prove it
@Bexsy You would like that, wouldn't you lol
SaorUladh · 31-35, M
Instructions unclear. Unable to assemble you
@SaorUladh reread the manual

Look at the pictures
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
You're pretty small so no problem :p
@Turtlepower I'm pretty maneuverable
Yourwildestdreams · 51-55, M
Would that be with or with out the instructions 🤔?
MrAlmostCrazy · 46-50, M
No one says stuff like that to me irl .... sigh, gets my monkey wrench!! 🦧
Stunzeed4469 · 41-45, MNew
So many screws
The best sex always happens after a frustrating flat pack build
@MicrowaveDinner man, i gotta be honest. I am expert flat pack builder
@Bexsy i believe it!
NOS4R2 · 41-45
What, sit on the floor with an allen key swearing at you?


Kinky
@NOS4R2 it's adrenaline
So .. basically bend you to my will?

;-)
JackHoff · 46-50, M
That takes a whole bunch of screws. 😂😂😂
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy your as frustrating as assembling one.
@Captainjackass better believe it
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@pancakeslam damn. What's Sahib going to think??
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Bexsy dreaming of humpy humpy humpy 🐪
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