I want you to please manhandle me like you’re assembling Ikea furniture

I'm not going near IKEA furniture....from reports I've received, that stuff is poor quality.
You aren't like that....and deserve to be treated better.

I do like to watch those old Swedish films, if you know what I mean, and I think you so.

So returning you to the store twice because I broke a piece say it came like that?

I'm expert at assemling IKEA furniture. This will be good!

Confused?

so fumble along for three hours and eventually finish everything with a mallet

don't be upset if i still need instructions 🤭

I have all kinds of Allen keys. 😬

Step 1: Align part A with hole 1
Step 2: Flip main assembly over and insert part B into hole 2...
Yep! This is going to be fun

Your instructions seem to be written in Clingon

This part won't go! I'm gonna force it in place!

Instructions unclear. Unable to assemble you

You're pretty small so no problem :p

Would that be with or with out the instructions 🤔?

No one says stuff like that to me irl .... sigh, gets my monkey wrench!! 🦧

So many screws

The best sex always happens after a frustrating flat pack build

What, sit on the floor with an allen key swearing at you?


Kinky

So .. basically bend you to my will?

;-)

That takes a whole bunch of screws. 😂😂😂