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It’s Wednesday. I have questions

Where the hell are my humps?
Hi yes, it’s Wednesday and my humps appear to be missing.
Is there a delay or…?

I’d like to speak to whoever’s in charge of hump distribution.
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FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
Maybe they're all gone. Just like today's lunch special at the research park cafeteria.

Them: Oh, I'm sorry, we're sold out. How about avocado and cilantro on a bun. We have lots of those left.

Me: i can see why.
@FrozenWasteland 😬 yikes
FreeorLonely · 51-55, F
I’m right behind you saying “yeah, what she said!”
@FreeorLonely think they'll listen?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
They`re in your shirt. 🙄
@Degbeme
🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle What? They are. ☺
TrunkZ · 61-69, M
Well, this explains it. They got your order wrong. 🤦🤦

Look on your calendar!
Last time I saw them they were in a bathtub, and before that in denim dungarees.
@NerdyPotato today, lace
antonioioio · 70-79, M
Maybe you waylaid them
You will find them when you least expect it
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
They're um under your shirt
@Turtlepower 😐

I hadn't noticed
*touches your humps 😏
@Bexsy
*doing it 10x more 😏
@mindstruggle *faints
@Bexsy
*resuscitates 😏
ArtieKat · M
One hump or two?
@ArtieKat why stop there
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Maybe all the boys your milkshake brought to the yard ran off with them. 😱
@thepeculiarpanda and my milkshake 😟 figures
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@Bexsy
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@Captainjackass you're annoying me
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy I thought having a big butt was what everyone wants now? I can’t keep ip with society.
@Captainjackass my butt big enough
@Harmonium1923 that's hilarious

 
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