This might be hard to believe, but the ex still appears in my dreams as "my" person. He is the one who is always at my side. I suppose that is because I waited way too long to leave him. Now he is imprinted on my mind.
He used to look a tiny bit like this...but with more hair on top.
You would also have to add a huge beer belly, a t-shirt riding up way too high in front, and a sloppy pair of MC hammer pants.
