Can one make me a sandwich while I'm having relations with the other, or would that require being in the kitchen?
I'm not against kitchen-counter loving but from my counter, the refrigerator is out of reach, so I guess that's a "no" for me.
Some things I just can't compromise on

I once dated a girl with multiple personality disorder. No it didn't work out, yet I did try it once.

Nah.

You can imagine. In the event of a separation..

It gets very complicated

I’m not into threesomes

It seems like polyamory

I'm never going to meet a gal from Siam, let alone her sister

Is she HOT?

sure. sounds like 2 for the price of 1.

The ones with 2 heads?

If you have sex with one do they both climax at the same time

Depends on how cute their butts are.