If you are after my boyfriend, I have some things to say to you.

Don't let him drink his homemade "energy drinks" or feed him after midnight. Get some industrial strength earplugs if you plan on sleeping in the same bed.

And don't expect anything less than the profound love and commitment he's shown me. Because he has the most beautiful heart.
@SnailTeeth

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YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

Say, where can I find me one of those decent ones eh? So far all applicants have been rejected after thorough evaluation 🤣

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@YoungPoet345 you have low expectations lol

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@MartinTheFirst well if I am to accept them as a partner expectations are fairly high

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

A rigorous hiring process. Better get your background check and resume ready, but that’s only the start of it 🙃

Degbeme · 70-79, M

imma pass on that.

TheFlippantSide · F

@Degbeme I'll tell him but he might be devastated.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@TheFlippantSide

PrincessRoarBuddy · F

[big][center][u][i][b][c=A69800]Lol haha good one 😂🤣😒🙃[/c][/b][/i][/u][/center][/big]

pentacorn · F

sold!

SnailTeeth · 36-40

You're appropriating the culture of my people. Negging is a patriarchical practice reserved for only the manliest of mans.

But I still loves you. 😽💕

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

Unrelated but your profile picture is the most perfectest ever

TheFlippantSide · F

@HannibalAteMeOut Thanks. The second time I saw my boyfriend (I met him on SW) we stayed at an airbnb that had a print of Gustav Klimt's painting 'The Kiss'. We both love cats so it was only fitting for two nerds in love. 😹
@SnailTeeth

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@TheFlippantSide I saw the original in person and almost cried. You can't really tell by just the pictures but there are real gold leaves on it and it's just splendid! And I also love cats so I just melted at this pfp and the story behind it makes it even cuter!

SW-User

Dont worry. Im not after anyones bf. I cant tag him tho. He aint on this website.

Lissa ❤️ Cody

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

When the love is real, the farts don’t matter

Martinette · 41-45, F

I have my own boyfriend. I do not need someone else's boyfriend.

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