Ms. Grumpy Pants Rides Her Broom. Volume 2.
(It helps to speak of Ms. Grumpy Pants, (my alter ego), in the third person, because I am SOMEWHAT ashamed of her.)
She woke up this morning believing she had enough sleep under her belt, but she did not. She delayed taking her vitamins and her caffeine capsule...heaven knows why...and didn't eat till nearly noon. She had a mild headache, stuffy sinuses, and continually cleared her throat and wondered why in heaven's name she felt tired and out of sorts.
COULD she be under the influence of the devilish BOOKS she had been reading the night before? I DOUBT it, because she had put them away and resolved not to read them anymore.
Instead of behaving sensibly, Ms. Grumpy Pants decided to go onto her favorite Social Media Website, Similar Worlds, and wreak havoc!!! 😳😳😳 🤭🤭🤭
There she became highly offended by a set of boobs that were being offered up, and blocked THAT offender. She blocked another offender, and doesn't even remember WHY.
THEN she lost all patience with a silly young university student who said everything about school was SO difficult...while wasting her time online and taking selfies.
THEN she quarreled with a nice young man from Australia on her PM's. and called another friend a turd bucket on her PM's.
Ms. Grumpy Pants NOW has a runny nose and has still not had her lunch, and apologizes to anyone she has offended by not being sensible and isolating herself under these conditions...
🤭🤭🤭
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She woke up this morning believing she had enough sleep under her belt, but she did not. She delayed taking her vitamins and her caffeine capsule...heaven knows why...and didn't eat till nearly noon. She had a mild headache, stuffy sinuses, and continually cleared her throat and wondered why in heaven's name she felt tired and out of sorts.
COULD she be under the influence of the devilish BOOKS she had been reading the night before? I DOUBT it, because she had put them away and resolved not to read them anymore.
Instead of behaving sensibly, Ms. Grumpy Pants decided to go onto her favorite Social Media Website, Similar Worlds, and wreak havoc!!! 😳😳😳 🤭🤭🤭
There she became highly offended by a set of boobs that were being offered up, and blocked THAT offender. She blocked another offender, and doesn't even remember WHY.
THEN she lost all patience with a silly young university student who said everything about school was SO difficult...while wasting her time online and taking selfies.
THEN she quarreled with a nice young man from Australia on her PM's. and called another friend a turd bucket on her PM's.
Ms. Grumpy Pants NOW has a runny nose and has still not had her lunch, and apologizes to anyone she has offended by not being sensible and isolating herself under these conditions...
🤭🤭🤭
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