I Want You To Write A Seven Word Story

I used to buy them in the 70's...got a different brand one time and no joke they were like chewing on sponges, tasted like fish though. I took the breading off of one that wasn't cooked, and it looked like a sponge, rinsed it out under the sink and squeezed the water out...couldn't tell the difference between it and a slice of a sponge, like a piece of makeup sponge (tiny holes)...