I do literally own a lute

A Ukulele Bard.

I am lil bit of an edgelord

Nah. I only trip them occasionally. Isn't that right @CaptainBard?

Never. I wouldn’t want to follow in his shoes.

Nah, I'm too tall for that.

Heavens no

Since I don't sing, definitely not.

NO

A bard was a poet and singer who composed and performed verse in the service of a patron, also known as a Wannabee in many countries

Who? I say, Who? Asked such a silly question? 🤔