Bad things to say on your 1st day in prison

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Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

"I know who's gonna miss me, your moma"

Or "They claimed I'm liking little children but I'm innocent"

Good luck in jail friend

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I'm going to tell my daddy, he's the warden

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@HumanEarth *Becomes instant boxing bag*

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

This is basically things you shouldn't say in prison your 1st time in.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@HumanEarth Might not be the sharpest idea no 😂

Lostpoet · M

That little shit had it coming

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I don't know what it is about me. But every since I little kid. I sleep with my booty in the air.

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

Please dont pick on me. I'm so weak, I must have some kind of vitamin deficiency

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