This's Methdozer and the views I am about to express are not necessarily those of anyone but me, but ought to be and as a matter of fact probably are.
Fine dining is not only over-rated. It in fact sucks.
Over priced food drowned in butter served in poverty portions. I came here to eat ffs not " FuR dEh EcKSpeRiEnCe". If I wanted to spend $200 on an experience, I'd go eat acid with a hot ass whore while jet skiing.. Not to mention it takes three hours just to eat a damn meal served in segements but entails 15 bites over all. The food almost always sucks to anything an Italian granny or hispanic mama can cook up in an afternoon with $30 of ingredients. That's on a spending spree to boot. All that hipster in a stupid ass hat yoh call a chef did was top some beef with seafood after some pretentious ass bartender spent 10+ minutes making me a mediocre drink but with "flare, and "eye appeal". Gtfo out of here you grifter ass clown. I came here to eat some good food. If I wanted to look at art as you want to call it I'd go to the god damn museum to look at some paintings. After noshing on some actual good food from the taco truck owned by one-eyed Jorge
Over priced food drowned in butter served in poverty portions. I came here to eat ffs not " FuR dEh EcKSpeRiEnCe". If I wanted to spend $200 on an experience, I'd go eat acid with a hot ass whore while jet skiing.. Not to mention it takes three hours just to eat a damn meal served in segements but entails 15 bites over all. The food almost always sucks to anything an Italian granny or hispanic mama can cook up in an afternoon with $30 of ingredients. That's on a spending spree to boot. All that hipster in a stupid ass hat yoh call a chef did was top some beef with seafood after some pretentious ass bartender spent 10+ minutes making me a mediocre drink but with "flare, and "eye appeal". Gtfo out of here you grifter ass clown. I came here to eat some good food. If I wanted to look at art as you want to call it I'd go to the god damn museum to look at some paintings. After noshing on some actual good food from the taco truck owned by one-eyed Jorge
