My Sassy Blender, Bella…
In the bustling kitchen of my apartment lived a sassy blender named Bella. For reasons unknown to anyone, Bella had a vehement dislike for kale, which she deemed "the villain of smoothies." 🤷🏼♂ 🥬
Whenever I attempted to blend anything with kale, she would rumble and sputter as if engaging in a dramatic protest. One particularly defiant day, I tossed in a handful of kale, and she retaliated by producing a horrifyingly chunky mix that resembled swamp water.🥴
I quickly learned to appease her by staying within her culinary comfort zone. Bella adored fruits, especially if they were exotic. A banana was acceptable, but if I dared add a plain apple, she would emit a series of loud whirrs, which I translated as, "How dare you insult my artistry!" 🍌😡
This morning, I decided to experiment. I tossed in some vibrant mangoes, a splash of coconut milk, and, against my better judgment, a single kale leaf, just to test her. As the blades whirred in furious indignation, I could practically hear her yelling, “What part of NO don’t you understand?!” 😤🥭
When the smoothie finally stopped, I hesitated to pour it. Peering inside, I found a beautiful orange blend, but right on top was a thick layer of green foam that looked exactly like a troll’s hairdo. 🧙🏻♀
Bella wasn’t done yet though, she’d managed to whip up a frothy work of art that clearly yelled, “You’ll drink this, but only after knowing I am not pleased!”😏🍹
OH LOOK, ANOTHER SQUIRREL🐿 !!
Gotta go 😁😂
Whenever I attempted to blend anything with kale, she would rumble and sputter as if engaging in a dramatic protest. One particularly defiant day, I tossed in a handful of kale, and she retaliated by producing a horrifyingly chunky mix that resembled swamp water.🥴
I quickly learned to appease her by staying within her culinary comfort zone. Bella adored fruits, especially if they were exotic. A banana was acceptable, but if I dared add a plain apple, she would emit a series of loud whirrs, which I translated as, "How dare you insult my artistry!" 🍌😡
This morning, I decided to experiment. I tossed in some vibrant mangoes, a splash of coconut milk, and, against my better judgment, a single kale leaf, just to test her. As the blades whirred in furious indignation, I could practically hear her yelling, “What part of NO don’t you understand?!” 😤🥭
When the smoothie finally stopped, I hesitated to pour it. Peering inside, I found a beautiful orange blend, but right on top was a thick layer of green foam that looked exactly like a troll’s hairdo. 🧙🏻♀
Bella wasn’t done yet though, she’d managed to whip up a frothy work of art that clearly yelled, “You’ll drink this, but only after knowing I am not pleased!”😏🍹
OH LOOK, ANOTHER SQUIRREL🐿 !!
Gotta go 😁😂
