The World's Worst Fortune Teller

Make up a short impractical funny story about a character that plays the world's worst fortune teller. What ridiculous predictions do they make?

Have fun and please use your imagination

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LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

*looks into the crystal ball*
I see you will be scammed out of a small amount of money very soon!
*Looks up at you*
That'll be 20 bucks, please.

HumanEarth · F

You didn't try very hard

LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

@HumanEarth made you laugh tho